Mario Balotelli needs the Liga MX

Mario Balotelli would only heighten the chaos:

Mario Balotelli needs to stop wasting time in Italy and instead play for Liga MX in Mexico.  I can’t be the only person on earth who feels like there aren’t enough fights in soccer.  It’s part of the reason we watch the big derbies.  Sure, I want to see good football from quality players, but I also want to see those same players lose their cool and start head hunting.  No, we don’t want to see vicious knockouts and definitely no kicking.  Show me a soccer fan who loathes no player and I’ll show you a weakling and a liar.

Mario Balotelli will entertain:

The show must always entertain and that is all Liga MX is about.  How is soccer supposed to grow stateside without excitement? Here in the USA, we don’t make time for boring styles like Jose Mourinho’s tactics.  The diehards will love you, but if you want that big Buffalo Wild Wings brawl type of coin, you need drama.  Just look at the NFL, they pause every 5 seconds and they can’t celebrate and brag–its nonsense.

If you take the volatility of Liga MX and throw in a Mario Balotelli, you’ll have the makings of Armageddon.  Liga MX doesn’t want a reformed, mature Mario Balotelli, they want the gunslinger.  Fans will either love or hate Mario.  Well, there might be some who feel indifferent.  No matter the person, Mario Balotelli will pull eyes to the screen.  There are too many elitists in Europe that don’t appreciate the beauty of Mario and his style.

This is why Mario must come to Liga MX at some point.  We could see him in CONCACAF Champions League (get out), or in Copa Libertadores.  Also take into consideration that Mario would have to get used to the Mexican drinking water, the food, and the timezone.  He won’t be happy, but that will keep us glues to his shoes.