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Taco Tuesday: A tale of two Champions League Cups

By Fernando DeVasques

DENVER, CO - MARCH 30: Restaurant owner, David Muniz, holds up a steak taco at Mexico City restaurant and bar near Coors Field on March 30, 2018 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by RJ Sangosti/The Denver Post via Getty Images)
DENVER, CO - MARCH 30: Restaurant owner, David Muniz, holds up a steak taco at Mexico City restaurant and bar near Coors Field on March 30, 2018 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by RJ Sangosti/The Denver Post via Getty Images) /
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Lent is over:

Today is one of the more important Taco Tuesday’s in recent memory.  For some of you lent is over.  You must start eating meat and drinking beer to make up for lost time.  I’m sure life has not been as interesting without both of those things, but your struggle is over.  It’s time to gorge.  Luckily you won’t just find yourselves gorging on things with high caloric value.  On this the Lord’s Taco Tuesday, you are presented with two types of Champions Leagues to watch.  If you mistakenly forgot to call in sick for work today, it’s not too late.  There are ways to get sent home.  Buy a snickers bar, sit on it, and walk around the office; feign a mental breakdown.  Be a great friend and try to get your colleagues sent home, too.

Euro Taco Tuesday:

You don’t have much time to get our of your job.  The games for the EUFA Champions League begins in a couple of hours.  Making it to the bar will reward you with afternoon alcohol and two games between four legitimate teams.  Both will play at the same time.  One match features the second greatest team from Spain versus the best team from Italy–Real Madrid vs Juventus.  Again, if you don’t even follow soccer you can still enjoy this mid-day Taco Tuesday.  The team with the more fashion forward haircuts is Real Madrid and you should root against them.

Westside Taco Tuesday:

We’ll completely understand if you can’t get out of work so don’t fret.  There is a Taco Tuesday for you this evening.  Westside Taco Tuesday has nothing to do with California; don’t get your 2pac mix ready.  Today’s CONCACAF Champions League also sees teams worthy of spectatorship.  Canada sends Toronto FC to take on Mexico’s CF America.  The Mexican side will likely wear yellow.  I like to speculate who will win but tonight’s match is topsy-turvy.  I didn’t think Toronto FC would get this far based solely on thank they’re a Canadian side.  Yet, here they are.  With enough tacos and beer, you won’t even know who you’re rooting for.

All we care about at Viva Liga MX is that you have a great time with your friends, while you make some new ones.  You might even meet a nice lady.

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