Get the force to party hard on Cinco de Liga MX

The 5th is important in Liga MX:

Today is the Fourth of May and all of the Star Wars nerds are experiencing bliss.  Do not greet them with disdain — this does nothing to help relations between them and us.  By us, I mean non-Star Wars fans.  Tolerate their “May the Fourth be with you” and you’ll greatly help our great nation. Liga MX will reward your good nature tomorrow.

Tomorrow is the 5th of May, or, ‘Cinco de Mayo’.  As a non-Mexican, I don’t care at all about the story of the Mexican Independence.  What I do care about is massive drinking and Liga MX with my fellow football hooligans.  Today is the fourth and the force is actually with all of us.  So with honesty, we will tell you where we need to be on the 5th of May.

First, we must tell you about last night’s events:

Tigres Beat Santos

The Tigres pummeled Santos (The Saints) by 2-0.  The match itself wasn’t the most exciting one as the Tigres made two rather simple goals.  The first was a lazy header that hit the earth then found it’s way into the back of the net.  The second came by a penalty due to an unfortunate handball.  Check out the highlights:

Morelia vs Toluca:

It was quite the game between Morelia vs Toluca, though it ended in a tie.  Both teams tried to seal it for their side but the game doesn’t allow that.  A good appetizer for your eyes:

What you should be doing on Cinco de Liga MX:

Outside of drinking beer and spirits, you must watch the game between CF America and Pumas.  If you must ask why then you are foolish.  Luckily for you, we exist to only educate the foolish.  CF American is the biggest team in Liga MX, the other being Tigres.  If yoiu have a proclivity for Mexican girls and you do not go to a bar with your friends to watch this game then you are your own worst enemy.