Now ‘Enlisting’ Writers

Writers, your creative juices need to be extracted:

We’ve been so shook up by the Liverpool saga in the UEFA Champions League that it’s taken us this long to recuperate.  In the mean time, we’ve searched for individuals to help with the content on Viva Liga MX.  Nobody has been good enough.  We’re not saying that certain people are bad writers (I’m not grammatically the best), but it’s not just good writing that we look for.  A Viva Liga writer consists of multiple funny bones.  Not a couple.  We’ve ran tests and found many to have osteoporosis of the humorous.

What are we looking for:

We need people who look to make others laugh.  Being secretly funny will not cut it—you should know you’re depriving the world of happiness if you do hide it.  If you are creative with your humor and you like to pants people with your brain, we need you.  How bad do we need you? Not very bad but I’d still like to get you on the team.

Another thing we look for:  a little commitment.  Listen, we know its the kettle asking the pot of a favor, but we are not that demanding.  We’d take 1 article a month—you better bring the good times.  The money you make will depend on on your frequency and we see the attention and praise you’ll receive will push to do more.  That is our hope.

Reality Check – Pun Intended

Viva Liga MX will not change your life financially—not yet.  The ability to become great is here and you’ll get to practice your writing with little constraint.  Well, you do want to keep it related to Liga MX.  For example, we can’t publish an article over how your mom washes and folds your clothes in a manner you don’t like.  Yet, if she shrunk your Tigres briefs and you had to go commando on game day, we want to hear about it.

Think about yourself in 12 years and that day when you get your first Viva Liga MX check.  Dreams do come true.

God Bless the U.S.A.